(via supremelee)

My answer:

Dorkk.

-sharkt00th:

ilovekrabbypatties:

;D

GOD WE’RE FOREVER ALONE TOGETHER

Dx

): I know right?

(via killingheroes)

;D

I’m never on it. I’m always on my weightloss blog.

oliveaubergine:

so daltron’s cock just popped up on my dash…..

oh my god. he does DAMAGE with that thing. it’s like this guy i go to school with. i call him “thundercock”. his shit is ginormous

LMFAOOOOO.

rossateyourheart:

And does he really have a 9 inch penis?

(Source: crosstheline)

• You: 11 year old looking for big black cock
• Stranger: Heey :)
• Stranger: Girl or boy?
• You: Boy (:
• Stranger: Fuck you
• You: D: Dang.
• You: Nobody wants to give me their cock.
• Stranger: Got a tip for you
• You: My dad said i'm good at making him feel good.
• Stranger: Commit a crime
• Stranger: Go to jail
• Stranger: Lots of black men there
• Stranger: Drop soap in the shower
• Stranger: Bend over
• Stranger: You'll get your black cock

My answer:

Hey xD

I have 293.